I sensed the negative vibrations so I threw
the I-Ching and checked my numerology chart and nearly had a primal but
my energy was too blocked so I did some bioenergetics and self parenting,
took some flower essence and ate an organic oat bran ginseng muffin, but
my inner child wasn't feeling nurtured yet so I had a Rice Dream Frozen
Pie too, but that made me hyper so I did the relaxation response while
listening to my subliminal tapes but I was feeling depersonalized so I
did some polarity work, foot reflexology and past life regression, then
rebirthed myself and called Moon Beam, the bodyworker, to make an
appointment for a Shiatsu, Reike, Rolfing, Feldenkreis, Swedish, Japanese deep tissue massage but she flaked out and never returned my call so I decided to energize my crystals and do some positive imagery because all my visualization techniques and affirmations made my space feel invaded, so to get empowered, I got a psychic reading from Mother HeartLove around the issue of my assertiveness so I could feel my radiance and have some energy for my psycho-calisthenics and inversion swing before my harmonic brain-wave synergy session which made me more focused for my actualization seminar, holistic healing class and dreamworkshop, so I'd be more clear for my Gestalt behavioral cognitive transpersonal Reichian Jungian Freudian Ericksonian session at the hot springs but my aura was weak for my trance- channeling group so I fasted until noon to recharge my chakras and I sensed my intuition was high and my cycle was focused, so I turned on my ion generator to open up for my neural-linguistic programming session, but I needed to have my pyramid recharged before my guided synchronicity meditation, so I got some cranio-sacral therapy, which aligned me for the fire walk, which was between my tarot card reading and my sensory depivation tank appointment, but after all that I felt what I truly needed was a meaningful relationship to mirror myself so I went to my personal shaman, and then to my guru, but they were no help, so instead I went to the Intensive Whole Life Earth Rebirth Cosmic Expo Symposium Workshop to find someone who really knew what was going on, but that didn't work either, so I locked myself in a calcium-coated Orgone Box and went to sleep so I could 'get it' in the dream state.
But when I woke up I discovered I was still dreaming."